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POINTLESS.

Wed Apr 23, 2008, 3:50 AM

TODAY, DEAR FRIENDS, WE CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL ALL-CAPS DAY. HIT THE CAPS KEY ON YOUR WIDE, WIDE KEYBOARD. DO IT. I KNOW YOU WANT TO. IGNORE THE INNATE VOICE SCREAMING "THIS IS A BAAAAAD IDEA," JUST DO IT.

IN THE SPIRIT OF INTERNATIONAL FRIENDSHIP, I NOW PROCLAIM US ALL BROTHERS/SISTERS UNDER THE CAPS KEY! WOOT!

HEY. THE SUBJECT DID SAY "POINTLESS" , YOU KNOW. AND IT'S NOT AS IF THEY MANUFACTURED THAT EXTRA KEY JUST SO WE COULD USE IT ONLY AT THE BEGINNING OF SENTENCES AND PEOPLES' NAMES.

USING THE CAPS KEY HAS BEEN SHOWN TO DECREASE THE CHANCES OF NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON BY ABOUT 4%.

I SUBSCRIBE TO EXISTENTIALISM.

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~moohgough Apr 23, 2008, 7:37:39 AM

... HOW DOES THIS DECREASE THE CHANCES OF NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON?!?

I hate the Caps lock.. Annoys me so much.. SHIFT FTW!

~Yoruhiro Apr 23, 2008, 9:20:02 AM

Haha. IT IS HOPED THAT SINCE CAPS IS MORE POWERFUL THAN NUCLEAR MISSILES, ANYBODY HOPING TO START A WAR MIGHT BE DISCOURAGED AT THE SHEER IRRITATION OF THE SENTANCES, MAKING THEM GO HOME AND CRY. TERRORISTS ESPECIALLY, WILL BE INTIMIDATED AT THIS FORM OF SHEER ...CAPSNESS.
THUS WE HAVE SAVED THE WORLD.

VIVA LE SHIFT!

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